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Of all the romances in Date Everything, the Hanks’ route might be the purest and wholesome. This group of college dude-bros is just trying to appease their sponsor so they can do what they love. But everything isn’t as tubular as they might believe it to be.
The Hanks are one of the poly options in Date Everything, and they are romanced as a full group of five. This means you get all the Hanks for the effort of one story route. Below is everything you’ll need to know to free the Hanks and build an excellent relationship with them.
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Where to find the Hanks in Date Everything
The Hanks can be summoned by interacting with any hanger in the house. These are found in the bedroom closet, gym closet, and laundry room.
How to Get the Love Ending with the Hanks
The best way to get the Love ending with the Hanks is to match their energy, but also show sincere concern for their well-being. They also respond well to a good deal of flirting, because while Hank 3 is good with words, there’s another Hank who has his eyes on longer-lasting love.
First Encounter
- All good fam!
- Tight!
- Well that explains it.
- What’s adrenaline taste like?
- I’ve always wanted roommates!
- What’s Red Bowl anyway?
- And what’s that? Some kinda energy drink?
- That does explain all the red bowls.
- Wait, what happens when things get gnarly?
- Seems like you’re geared up for adventure.
- Sounds exciting!
- Is that sexual?
- I dunno. I… Oh why not! Sure. Uh, sounds… RAD!
Second Encounter
- It’s great to be back!
- Ooo… tell me more about this sexy dream?
- Aw, you Hanks are so sweet.
- What do you visualize?
- Nice! What’re you up to today?
- Really? That sounds dope!
- Sounds epic!
- So it is dangerous?
- Wait, what happened to Hank No. 6?
- It doesn’t sound like nothing.
- Is he somewhere else in the house?
- Hell yeah!
Third Encounter
- Couldn’t stay away from you guys.
- Oh you can inspect my equipment anytime…
- Where are you Hanks off to today?
- Didn’t Sticarus die?
- Guys I’m starting to get a little concerned…
- Why not?
- How many Hanks were there originally?!
- Chillax dudes! Just asking questions.
- I’m in! Let’s do it!
Fourth Encounter
- Love the new moniker
- My birthday?
- What’s the “ultimate stunt?”
- Wow you guys sure are flexible…
- Oh I like the sound of that…
- That’s terrible!
- What if it’s not gucci?
- Sounds like Hanks no.2 has some misgivings.
- Why’s that Hanks no.2? (continue following the guide if you want to help the Hanks free themselves from Red Bowl)
- How so?
- Explain.
- Wow Hank no.2. That’s deep.
- Definitely. You Hanks deserve better.
- Amazing! So what’re you going to do now?
- What’s the difference between that and just normal Hank Gliding?
- Sounds like my kinda ride.
- Could I fly tandem? That’s the word, right?
- Ummmm, yes please!!
Fifth Encounter
- What’s happening today, wild guys?
- This is some immense energy. What’s all the buzz about?
- Is that the one where you turn yourself into a nylon flying squirrel?
- Sounds EPIC.
- Heck yeah!! You guys do this all the time, right?
- WHAT??!!
- Are you sure you’re ready for this? I mean, aren’t you even a little bit scared?
- YES!
- Oh my god! I’ve never felt so alive!!
- Get real with me – is this real love? Or are we just yelling stuff?
- Me?
- What would you do if you didn’t have extreme sports?
- See, this is amazing!
- Yes Hanks, yes! I love you too.
How to Get the Friends Ending with the Hanks
To get the friend ending, ignore the flirting of any of the hanks and only respond with friendly or insightful answers. Then you will become an honorary “House Homie”.
How to Get the Hate Ending with the Hanks
To get the Hate ending with the Hanks, call their adventures boring, or repeatedly decline all offers to go with them on their extreme sporting adventures.
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