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There is a sweet song coming from the toaster in Date Everything. From her rockstar aesthetic to her epic, electric guitar, Miranda is one of the cutest kitchen appliances you’ll meet.
Miranda is an easy romance, and not because she doesn’t have high standards. She isn’t tethered to any other plotlines, making her a great early game option to date or build a friendship with, especially if you need PERK points. Below is everything you need to know to get close to Miranda.
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How to Find Miranda in Date Everything
Miranda is available from day one and can be discovered by interacting with the toaster in the kitchen.
How to Get the Romance Ending with Miranda

The way to this toasty musician’s heart is simple. Show interest in her, and show interest in her music. She will respond well to answers that support her lifestyle and her dreams of doing more with her life than being a simple toaster.
She’s also a little self-centered, but she comes across as confident and self-assured, so acknowledging her incredibility will get points from her.
First Encounter
- What kind of music?
- Pick any option here. I picked Gregorian Chanting?
- “If I’m lucky.”
Second Encounter
- “I just like talking to you.”
Stefan the Stove will interrupt with a fiery admonishment. This interaction will give you a chance to support Miranda in her choices.
- “Yeah, you tell him, Miranda!”
- 100% do what makes you happy.
Third Encounter
- “Can I help?”
- “Ooh, fun, yeah let’s go.”
- “Of course.”
- “Happiness.”
- “Yes.”
- “No, not anymore.”
- Can I ask what happened?”
- I completely understand
- You are pretty amazing.
- A comfort you’ve never felt before?
- Choose any song lyrics presented.
- I’d love to see you again.”
Fourth Encounter
- You bet I did!
- Tell me about you.
- You knew what you wanted.
- I like to listen to music, actually.
- Choose any options. I chose soft indie.
- You won’t know until you try.
- Ask either question.
- Choose the “it’s cute” option when she talks about her band.
Fifth Encounter
- “You want to keep dating, don’t you.”
- “I feel sparks with you”
- “Bye, Miranda Dulcita.”
How to Get the Friends Ending With Miranda
Follow all of the above steps, but choose the friends ending instead of the love ending. This will set her as a friend in your Date Dex.
How to Get the Hate Ending With Miranda
To end any positive relationship with Miranda, put down her music goals and do not support her dreams. Being mean and disrespecting her goals is a quick way to end her respect for you.
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