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When it comes to relaxing romances, Koa takes the cake in Date Everything. Fans of bulky, adorable softies will find no shortage of cute while interacting with their sofa, and it is sure to give you as many warm fuzzies as doses of pocket lint.
Koa is a slightly tricky romance, as it’s easy to accidentally fub it early in the game. Especially because his desires go directly against the instinct to talk as much as possible. This guide will walk you through the best ways to chat with Koa, and respect his space.
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Where to find Koa in Date Everything
Koa is the sofa found in the living room of your house. He is only the sofa, not the chairs, and is good friends with Abel the table and Kopi. He isn’t found anywhere in the house, but is a great first interaction for new players.
How to Get the Love Ending with Koa

The big trick to Koa is to talk as little as possible. In fact, players will have half a dozen conversations with him throughout their time visiting, and most of them should be done in silence.
When offered the ability, do not press him for conversation, but instead sit back, relax, and appreciate the quiet with him.
When Koa offers lint or other sofa pieces, always accept them politely, and tell him you appreciate the gifts. Do not sass him or be trite, as this will destroy his trust in you.
In a final interaction with Koa, he will become antsy during a relaxation session and start speaking. Encourage him to continue, and he will confess to you with some sofa candies. He will ask you to read them. Do so, and kindly accept the candy. He will confess, and you can choose to accept or stay friends.
How to Get the Friends Ending with Koa
Follow all the steps above, but choose friendship over romance when offered the candy. This will keep players at a friendship level with Koa in Date Everything.
How to Get the Hate Ending with Koa
To get Koa to hate you, talk constantly. Don’t respect his privacy, and don’t give him peace when you are sitting with him. This will quickly push him over the edge, ending any chances of him liking you.
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