How to Find & Romance Drysdale in Date Everything – All Endings Guide

For anyone wanting their dryer to sound like Astarion for BG3, you are in luck. Drysdale, voiced by Neil Newbon, takes drying clothes to a new level in Date Everything. However, his romance requires more than a bit of smooth talking.

Drysdale’s storyline is linked with Washford, the washer. This pair of acrobats has a story as tender and mature as the grey in their hair. It’s tragic, flawed, and beautiful – but what’s an otome without a bit of home wrecking? Below is everything you need to know to get a fairytale ending with your dryer in Date Everything.

How to Find Drysdale in Date Everything

To locate Drysdale, interact with the dryer above the washer in the laundry room. Drysdale is available from the first day, but won’t be found anywhere else in the house.

How to Get the Love Ending with Drysdale

We do recommend speaking with Washford before getting involved with Drysdale.

First Encounter

• You may be excited?
• I’m excited to meet you, too!
• Damn, your modesty is… impressive. 
• Um… of your form?
• The Temple of Tone? Devotee, right here. 
• How do you work out exactly?
• You must be creative, too. 
• Using only what’s here in the laundry room?
• Build a workout together? That sounds awesome!
• Obliques! We’ll start there. 
• Who is Florence (to add to your Roomers)
• Tydus? What’s that (to add to your Roomers) 
• How about a hanging knee raise instead?
• Uh oh, why?
• The door frame?
• Right. Good thinking. How about burpees?
• Like who?
• Wait, like on the phone?
• ‘Washford!!”
• …

Second Encounter 

• Can I ride inside you for a bit?
• Like me? I’m new, right?
• Well, let’s get you some points too!
• By here… you mean in the laundry room?
• That was a lot of information. 
• You’re right, I’ll ask!
• Bleu cheese olives – yea or nay?
• Ok, on we go then, how do you make a cake rise without yeast?
• Feel like there’s something I’m missing…?
• It’s a lil’ double entendre that you did right there.
• Just as teensy as your love for Washford?
• But you continue to call him?
• Has Washford been with you the whole time you’ve been in here?
• That’s a long time, Drysdale. 
• And how long has it been since you’ve broke up?
• How long since you’ve talked to him?
• What’s inconvenient? You’re in love.
• What can I do?
• I can try. I can’t make any promises, though.

Third Encounter 

• I just came from talking to Washford. 
• Well, he was a little mopey. 
• What happened between you two?
• You don’t have to cry or anything. We can just chat. 
• Washy?
• Yes! I saw him do that!
• His lips are gorgeous. Given. 
• Yes, I remember him… scrawny, kinda sexy.
• The hot boy made you hotter?
• What did you do?
• You didn’t ask Washford, did you.
• What do you mean, refused?
• I can’t believe you did all this without asking Washford. 
• I’m sure Washford has had some good ideas, too. 
• He came up with the Pale Betrayal, that’s pretty cool. 
• I think it’s creative. The result of your betrayal was a pale mold. 
• But if you knew he was sensitive, why did you flirt with Dirk?
• But you knew how sensitive Washford was to your actions. 
• And you loved Washford. 
• Nicer than Washford?
• Sure. We’ll go with that. 
• It’s time for you and Washford to have a conversation with each other. 
• You don’t have to be mysterious, Drysdale. You just have to be honest. 
• He told me. He asked me to come and talk to you. 
• What’s wrong?
• Washford!
• Washford! 

Fourth Encounter 

• Yep. 
• Uh, yes. Shock. 
• Excellent skill, right there. 
• Lol. I’d love that. Let’s do it!

How to Get the Friends Ending with Drysdale

To get the friends ending with Drysdale, you will need to get him back together with Washford.

Fifth Encounter 

After getting your ending with Drysdale, engage with him again 

• Drysdale… could you call Washford?
• I dunno… I have a good feeling this time…
• It won’t work unless you mean it, Drysdale.

How to Get the Hate Ending with Drysdale

Drysdale is pretty easy to offend. Just be as rude and aloof as possible in all responses. He will turn his nose up and stop speaking with you after a few off-putting conversations.

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