There are dozens of characters in Date Everything that come with a content warning. Whether they want to get too snuggly with you or they have difficult themes as part of their story, these stories can be a bit more challenging to work through. Harper, the laundry basket, is one of these characters.

Harper has an unhealthy relationship with the dirty laundry that comes to the laundry room. Depending on how the player handles her quirks and some trauma in her backstory, it will greatly impact how her relationship resolves. Below is everything you need to know to romance Harper in Date Everything.

How to Find Harper in Date Everything

Harper is the laundry basket in the corner of the laundry room. She is specifically a wicker hamper, which is incorporated in her design. Harper doesn’t appear in any other room of the house, so players will need to travel to the laundry room every day to speak with her.

How to Get The Love Ending With Harper

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When you interact with Harper for the first time, she will appear with a secondary character, Dirk. They are in the middle of a very heated argument. 

First Encounter

  • Is this a bad time? 
  • You don’t have to pretend to be okay.
  • Bat-man?
  • It was a pleasure meeting you two. 

Second Encounter 

The second time you interact with Harper, she and Dirk are fighting again. 

  • I’ve not yet seen him happy. 
  • I’d love to help
  • Oh yeah… I was looking for that chapstick for ages. 
  • Sorry…
  • Why does he ignore you?
  • Do you have any proof?
  • Leave him, obviously. 

Third Encounter 

When you start this encounter, Harper and Dirk are fighting again. It’s becoming a normal thing. 

This time, you’ll be left with Dirk, 

  • You really deserve better than this. 
  • You sound like you could use a good listener about now. 
  • Do you resent Chappy?
  • Is it true you ignore her when you’re clean? 
  • Are the good times really worth all the bad ones? 
  • She sounds lovely… 
  • Where is she now?
  • So maybe Harper makes you feel like, for better or worse, she’s giving you something more than just love? 

Fourth Encounter 

This encounter will have you choose a side. 

  • You’re both wrong, and also unhinged. This option will end the encounter with both of them falling into each others’ arms and demanding you get out of here at once.  

Fifth Encounter

When you interact with Harper again, she and Dirk will ask you to tell them what to do. 

  • You two are toxic. Make a clean break. 
  • Relationships take work but it shouldn’t be THIS hard. 
  • You should take some time to figure out why you are the way you are. 
  • Both of you would benefit from therapy to figure out how you ended up here. 
  • Please just promise me you’ll get therapy. 
  • It is fast… but I want you = LOVE ENDING

How to Get The Friends Ending With Harper

Complete all the steps above, but answer “Why don’t we just be friends?” as the final response of her storyline.

How to Get the Hate Ending With Harper

Complete all the steps above but respond with “You need to be alone for the rest of your life.” as the final response to her storyline.


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